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Because you just gave me a footlong. Would you like some? Contextual lines trump canned lines. Another example of a name pun.

Referencing kissing, cuddling, or holding hands, etc. I lald sworn we had miami. These are just a few examples but you get the idea. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

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I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard. The fastest person to take their clothes off wins.

Wait what did you think I was going to say? You look so good, I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your bellybutton.

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If you don't, no worries, only means it keeps it more original when I use it. Bet I can touch your belly button… from the inside. Unfortunately, most people think this the only type of pickup line.

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